Friday, July 17, 2009

Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause :
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause :
You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause :
You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause :
You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause :
You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause :
You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause :
You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job

1 comment:

  1. Did you think of all this by yourself? LOL!! either you have experienced each phase or this was one of those forwards he he he

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