1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause :
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause :
You're lying on the floor.
Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause :
You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause :
You're being dragged away.
Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause :
You have your glass on your ear.
Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause :
You're in the wrong house.
Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause :
You're in an ambulance.
Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job
Did you think of all this by yourself? LOL!! either you have experienced each phase or this was one of those forwards he he he
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